10 March, 2007
Smoke Cigarette for a longer life
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Did anyone...
Boy in a bank : Did any one drop a pile of money with a rubberband round it ?
Several ppl answered : I did
Boy : well. I found the rubber band
Several ppl answered : I did
Boy : well. I found the rubber band
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09 March, 2007
Antonella Barba
Now here we have this hot babe who have created hottest headlines ever on the net topping all searches. Even crossing Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
State of our Nation - Ants and Grasshoppers!!
Brilliant one.. must read!!
OLD VERSION...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper. Opposition MP's stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demands a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about "equality of poverty" among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary resurgence of the Downtrodden, Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi billion dollar company in silicon valley. 100's of grasshoppers still die of starvation somewhere in India ....
OLD VERSION...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper. Opposition MP's stage a walkout. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demands a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about "equality of poverty" among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary resurgence of the Downtrodden, Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi billion dollar company in silicon valley. 100's of grasshoppers still die of starvation somewhere in India ....
10 signs that someone is using your e-mail account
10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"
9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.
8. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
7. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"
6. You're suddenly getting more Spam than Microsoft.
5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.
4. You now have 130,000 Club subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.
3. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.
2. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Petrova, your Russian mail-order bride, has arrived.
1. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."
9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.
8. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
7. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"
6. You're suddenly getting more Spam than Microsoft.
5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.
4. You now have 130,000 Club subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.
3. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.
2. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Petrova, your Russian mail-order bride, has arrived.
1. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."
Recharge your SIM card absolutely free
Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible , see how technology can be misused.
I got this mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:
Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH) , AIRTEL , SPICE & BSNL users only , sorry for idea , BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal in this world.
But then who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.
You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.
1.) ** Dial " 1415007 " using your h/phone and wait for 5 second
2.) ** after 5 second , you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished)
3.) ** Once the noise stop , immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number
4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow
5.) ** punch in the pin number " 011785 45227 00734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.
6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat , dial " 0405-for AIRTEL , 404 -for ORANGE (HUTCH)" . 403 -for BSNL"
7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction
8.) ** After you follow the instruction , the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second
9.) ** once the noise stop , dial " 4455147 " follow by " 146 "
10.) ** after about 5 second , dial " 1918 " after 3 second dial " 4451 "
11.) ** after you done that , punch in the serial number " 01174452271145527 " you will hear dial tone.
12.) ** once the dialing tone stop , dial " 55524785933 " you will hear " please key in your password"
13.) ** the password is " **** 2+253+7891*+ 546322 " wait for the message "your password accepted"
14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey number " now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number
15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone , when the call is answered , dial " 1566 " and you will hear "re-confirm emery number"
16.) ** once you hear that message , dial " 6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone number"
17.) ** after a while , you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial " 1007 "
18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your emery number is accepted"
19.) ** continue dial " 4566 " you will hear "your password is accepted"
20.) ** once the second message finish , immediately dial your own h/phone number
21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying ...........
********
*******
******
****
***
**
*
"NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD. SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"
Bye......... Bye...... .....
Dont search 4 me to kill me... I'm busy hunting down the guy who sent me this....
Cheers!!!
I got this mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:
Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH) , AIRTEL , SPICE & BSNL users only , sorry for idea , BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal in this world.
But then who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.
You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is under upgrade.
1.) ** Dial " 1415007 " using your h/phone and wait for 5 second
2.) ** after 5 second , you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished)
3.) ** Once the noise stop , immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number
4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin number" will follow
5.) ** punch in the pin number " 011785 45227 00734" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.
6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat , dial " 0405-for AIRTEL , 404 -for ORANGE (HUTCH)" . 403 -for BSNL"
7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time top-up press 1723" you just have to follow the instruction
8.) ** After you follow the instruction , the noisy sound will re-appear for about 5 second
9.) ** once the noise stop , dial " 4455147 " follow by " 146 "
10.) ** after about 5 second , dial " 1918 " after 3 second dial " 4451 "
11.) ** after you done that , punch in the serial number " 01174452271145527 " you will hear dial tone.
12.) ** once the dialing tone stop , dial " 55524785933 " you will hear " please key in your password"
13.) ** the password is " **** 2+253+7891*+ 546322 " wait for the message "your password accepted"
14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey number " now you have to be fast to dial your own h/phone number
15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone , when the call is answered , dial " 1566 " and you will hear "re-confirm emery number"
16.) ** once you hear that message , dial " 6011556 2245334 follow by your h/phone number"
17.) ** after a while , you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial " 1007 "
18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your emery number is accepted"
19.) ** continue dial " 4566 " you will hear "your password is accepted"
20.) ** once the second message finish , immediately dial your own h/phone number
21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying ...........
********
*******
******
****
***
**
*
"NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD. SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"
Bye......... Bye...... .....
Dont search 4 me to kill me... I'm busy hunting down the guy who sent me this....
Cheers!!!
Greeny Britney Spears
Britney Spears wearing a green shirt with no bra and she has hard nipples. At this time she looks sexy.
Addicted To Coffee
You know you are addicted to coffee if ...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Culture Shocks! What was that...again?
1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose", into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhoea".
2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."
3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick".
4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).
7. Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.
8. Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate".
9. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke-la", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "ko-kou-ko-le", translating into "happiness in the mouth".
10. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." Instead, the company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."
2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."
3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick".
4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).
7. Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.
8. Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate".
9. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke-la", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "ko-kou-ko-le", translating into "happiness in the mouth".
10. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." Instead, the company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."
Unique treatment for headache
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...’’
He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?”
“Yes! Exactly! How did you know?”
“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”.
Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked.
“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a lovely home.”
08 March, 2007
Computer acronyms list
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
Idiots Building Machines
I'll Buy Macintoshes
It Bit Me
It Built Microsoft
It's Better Manually
I've Been Mislead
I've Been Mugged
WINDOWS
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
When I Need Data Output Without Speed
While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WIN
Whoppingly Immense NOP
Worm Infestation Netware
MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT
My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology
Well Intended, Network De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally
Different Operating Systems
Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get
MS-DOS: You Asked For It, You Got It
UNIX: IfUHv2sk, UDntWnt2Kno
VMS: You Got It, All Of It, Want It Or Not
Random Abbreviations for Many Computer Companies
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DEC: Dump Everything and Close
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic
HP: Hot Pursuit
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MAC: Most Absurd Computer
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WARP: What A Rot Program
Acronymns for Other Computer Terms
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DOS: Defective Operating System
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI: System Can't See It
WWW: World Wide Wait
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
Idiots Building Machines
I'll Buy Macintoshes
It Bit Me
It Built Microsoft
It's Better Manually
I've Been Mislead
I've Been Mugged
WINDOWS
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
When I Need Data Output Without Speed
While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WIN
Whoppingly Immense NOP
Worm Infestation Netware
MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT
My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology
Well Intended, Network De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally
Different Operating Systems
Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get
MS-DOS: You Asked For It, You Got It
UNIX: IfUHv2sk, UDntWnt2Kno
VMS: You Got It, All Of It, Want It Or Not
Random Abbreviations for Many Computer Companies
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DEC: Dump Everything and Close
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic
HP: Hot Pursuit
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MAC: Most Absurd Computer
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WARP: What A Rot Program
Acronymns for Other Computer Terms
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DOS: Defective Operating System
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI: System Can't See It
WWW: World Wide Wait
A new thing to put into practice!!
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about ladies and their heart attacks.
This makes sense.... the Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals...not cold water... maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!!
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and Be aware.
The more we know, the better chance we could survive...
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this... It could save your life!!
**Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about**
This makes sense.... the Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals...not cold water... maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!!
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and Be aware.
The more we know, the better chance we could survive...
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this... It could save your life!!
**Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about**
You are old when you.......
Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)...
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You cannot live without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You cannot live without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Mommy's Report Card
A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy, how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you an Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you an Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car. The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
The new version of "If you love Someone!"
If you love Someone!
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, and if you
love her still,
set her free again
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad!
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, and if you
love her still,
set her free again
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad!
How to select a digital camera
Basics
There are many things you need to check when deciding on a digital camera. First get a feel of the camera before buying it. Click pictures and see if you are comfortable with it. A very small and light camera may be the in thing, but it is also difficult to use for large hands. Digital cameras use up batteries fast and hence, it is better to go in for a camera that supports rechargeable batteries.
Price
Most digital cameras range between Rs 5,000 and Rs 35,000. The professional ones, the SLRs are priced above that. It’s better to buy a model launched around six months back than to buy something which has just been launched. This has twin benefits: first, you already know how good the camera is and second you don’t pay a premium that new cameras command.
Brand
If you are really brand-conscious, you may pay a premium for Sony and Nikon. But if you are not that brand-conscious you could get a better deal with cameras from Olympus, Samsung, and others.
Purpose
Why do you need the camera? Do you require it to view pictures online or do you want to take high quality pictures that could be enlarged? There's no point wasting money on a high-end camera, if you don’t require the additional features such as optical zoom, wi-fi, and high-end lenses. Point-and-shoot cameras are the best for beginners and have most of the commonly required features. Just stick to basic features. Also, the purpose of the camera is to take still pictures. Spending extra on video capabilities may not be a good idea.
Megapixels
Higher megapixels enable to print an image clearly such that the picture quality is not affected when you try to enlarge the image. An object shot from a 2 megapixel will not be as clear as the one taken from a 4 megapixel camera, because higher the megapixel of a camera, the higher will be the resolution. If you require a camera to just take pictures and save it in your computer and e-mail it to friends, or shoot postcard size printouts, a low megapixel camera would be fine. But if you want bigger pictures than postcard-sized ones, go in for higher megapixels.
Memory
Most digital cameras come with 64 MB memory card and upwards. Some cameras have built-in memory too. Usually, a 4 megapixel camera with 64 MB memory can click up to 50 images. And as the megapixels increase the number of pictures that can be clicked decline drastically. Usually a 512 MB memory stick is enough.
Zoom
Amateur cameras come with digital zoom, smart zoom and optical zoom. Pictures zoomed using a smart and/or digital zoom might be at the cost of quality. An optical zoom is in fact the real zoom, wherein the lens moves forward from the camera. A camera with optical zoom will have a built in digital zoom and may have a smart zoom function too. So, you can further zoom in on the actual object.
Lens
This plays an important role. Sony also has amateur digital cameras with the German Carl Zeiss lens, apart from products with Sony lenses. The premium lenses come at a small cost, but they are worth it.
There are many things you need to check when deciding on a digital camera. First get a feel of the camera before buying it. Click pictures and see if you are comfortable with it. A very small and light camera may be the in thing, but it is also difficult to use for large hands. Digital cameras use up batteries fast and hence, it is better to go in for a camera that supports rechargeable batteries.
Price
Most digital cameras range between Rs 5,000 and Rs 35,000. The professional ones, the SLRs are priced above that. It’s better to buy a model launched around six months back than to buy something which has just been launched. This has twin benefits: first, you already know how good the camera is and second you don’t pay a premium that new cameras command.
Brand
If you are really brand-conscious, you may pay a premium for Sony and Nikon. But if you are not that brand-conscious you could get a better deal with cameras from Olympus, Samsung, and others.
Purpose
Why do you need the camera? Do you require it to view pictures online or do you want to take high quality pictures that could be enlarged? There's no point wasting money on a high-end camera, if you don’t require the additional features such as optical zoom, wi-fi, and high-end lenses. Point-and-shoot cameras are the best for beginners and have most of the commonly required features. Just stick to basic features. Also, the purpose of the camera is to take still pictures. Spending extra on video capabilities may not be a good idea.
Megapixels
Higher megapixels enable to print an image clearly such that the picture quality is not affected when you try to enlarge the image. An object shot from a 2 megapixel will not be as clear as the one taken from a 4 megapixel camera, because higher the megapixel of a camera, the higher will be the resolution. If you require a camera to just take pictures and save it in your computer and e-mail it to friends, or shoot postcard size printouts, a low megapixel camera would be fine. But if you want bigger pictures than postcard-sized ones, go in for higher megapixels.
Memory
Most digital cameras come with 64 MB memory card and upwards. Some cameras have built-in memory too. Usually, a 4 megapixel camera with 64 MB memory can click up to 50 images. And as the megapixels increase the number of pictures that can be clicked decline drastically. Usually a 512 MB memory stick is enough.
Zoom
Amateur cameras come with digital zoom, smart zoom and optical zoom. Pictures zoomed using a smart and/or digital zoom might be at the cost of quality. An optical zoom is in fact the real zoom, wherein the lens moves forward from the camera. A camera with optical zoom will have a built in digital zoom and may have a smart zoom function too. So, you can further zoom in on the actual object.
Lens
This plays an important role. Sony also has amateur digital cameras with the German Carl Zeiss lens, apart from products with Sony lenses. The premium lenses come at a small cost, but they are worth it.
chupke chupke ro lena
*******chupke chupke ro lena********
Jab seena gham se bohil ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho,
Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Jab aankhein bhaari ho aayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote ho,
Tab chehre par takiya rakh lena aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Yeh duniya zalim duniya hai...yeh baat bahut phelayegi,
Tum sabke saamne chup rehna aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Jab baarish chehra dho daale aur ashq bhi bonden lagte ho,
Woh lamha hargiz mat khona aur chupke chupke ro lena.
Jab seena gham se bohil ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho,
Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Jab aankhein bhaari ho aayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote ho,
Tab chehre par takiya rakh lena aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Yeh duniya zalim duniya hai...yeh baat bahut phelayegi,
Tum sabke saamne chup rehna aur chupke chupke ro lena,
Jab baarish chehra dho daale aur ashq bhi bonden lagte ho,
Woh lamha hargiz mat khona aur chupke chupke ro lena.
Raston ki Marzi hai
Be-Zameen Logon ko
Be-Qarar ankhon ko
Bad-Naseeb Qadmon ko
Jis Taraf bhi le jaye
Raston ki Marzi hai
Be-Nishan Jazeeron per
Bad-Gumaan Shehron mai
Be-Zuban Musafir ko
Jis taraf bhi Bhatka dain
Raston ki Marzi hai
Rok dain ya barhne dain
Thaam lain ya Girne dain
Wasal ki Lakeeron ko
Tor dain ya Milne dain
Raston ki Marzi hai
Ajnabi koi la ker Humsafar bana dain
Saath chalne walon ki Raakh bhi ura dalain
Ya Musaftain sari Khaak mai mila dain
Raston ki Marzi hai.........
Be-Qarar ankhon ko
Bad-Naseeb Qadmon ko
Jis Taraf bhi le jaye
Raston ki Marzi hai
Be-Nishan Jazeeron per
Bad-Gumaan Shehron mai
Be-Zuban Musafir ko
Jis taraf bhi Bhatka dain
Raston ki Marzi hai
Rok dain ya barhne dain
Thaam lain ya Girne dain
Wasal ki Lakeeron ko
Tor dain ya Milne dain
Raston ki Marzi hai
Ajnabi koi la ker Humsafar bana dain
Saath chalne walon ki Raakh bhi ura dalain
Ya Musaftain sari Khaak mai mila dain
Raston ki Marzi hai.........
07 March, 2007
Condom Slogans(PROMO)--- 18+
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love