31 January, 2007
Love letter of a mechanical engineer
*My **perpetual** darling,
From the day u entered in the **control volume** of my mind my heart has
become a **closed system** and its **entropy** is increasing according
to **III'rd
law of** loveodynamics. ......
The **events** and **activities** are so complex that i cannot find the **
optimum
path** after n nos. of **iterations**.. ....
My heart is unable to sustain the **cyclic load** of ur frequent smiles and
is near to **endurance limit** failure.....
I am **quenched** in ur thoughts and no **heat treatment** can save my heart
from **decrystalisation **now........
please do not test the **bearing capacity** of my heart valves and lower
your **yield strength**.... .....
please do not increase the **compression ratio** of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much **thermal stress**.....
please lower the **octane no** of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired **Knocking**.... ...
I am sure that u also would be experiencing some **residual stress**, and
will someday show a **proportionate straining** of ur heart according to
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hooks law** .........and as a Mechi i firmly belive in this theory.....so i
will wait ....... till my little heart crosess its **ultimate tensile stress
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and **fractures**.*
*
By - Your Love**Strain-Hardened **lover*
From the day u entered in the **control volume** of my mind my heart has
become a **closed system** and its **entropy** is increasing according
to **III'rd
law of** loveodynamics. ......
The **events** and **activities** are so complex that i cannot find the **
optimum
path** after n nos. of **iterations**.. ....
My heart is unable to sustain the **cyclic load** of ur frequent smiles and
is near to **endurance limit** failure.....
I am **quenched** in ur thoughts and no **heat treatment** can save my heart
from **decrystalisation **now........
please do not test the **bearing capacity** of my heart valves and lower
your **yield strength**.... .....
please do not increase the **compression ratio** of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much **thermal stress**.....
please lower the **octane no** of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired **Knocking**.... ...
I am sure that u also would be experiencing some **residual stress**, and
will someday show a **proportionate straining** of ur heart according to
**
hooks law** .........and as a Mechi i firmly belive in this theory.....so i
will wait ....... till my little heart crosess its **ultimate tensile stress
**
and **fractures**.*
*
By - Your Love**Strain-Hardened **lover*
I didn't recognize you
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"
(You'll love this!!!)
God replied,
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"I didn't recognize you."
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way Home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"
(You'll love this!!!)
God replied,
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"I didn't recognize you."
Mixture Latest
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*Teri dosti ne zindgi ko ek maksad diya hai,*
*Har sukh-dukh me **maine** tera ehsaas kiya hai.*
*Jab bhi jhapke palak teri to samjh lena*
*iss dost ne tujhe yaad kiya hai.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Kash Hathon ki lakiren kheech pate hum,*
*Apni takdire likh pate hum.*
*Mumkin hota agar aisa to,*
*Apne hisse ki har khushi*
*aapke naam likh jate hum.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Women Women Women!!!!*
*If u praise them, they think u r lying;*
*If u don't,u r good 4 nothing.*
*If they talk,they want u to listen;*
*If u listen,they want u to talk.*
*If u kiss them,u r not a gentleman;*
*If u don't,u r not a man.*
*If u agree 2 all their likes,u r-'zoru ka ghulam';*
*If u don't, u r- not undrstnding.*
*Women Women Women!!!!*
*So hard to live with them,*
*and even harder to live without them!*
*What Say?***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*What is d difference between*
*egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?*
*Children r afraid of*
*egyptian mummies*
*& Fathers r afraid of*
*Indian mumies..!***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Life laughs at you*
*when you are unhappy,*
*life smiles at you*
*when you are happy ,*
*but life salutes you*
*when you makes others happy.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*Dil ne akhon se poocha*
*ke tumne kisi aur ki mohabbat kiu churai thi.*
*Akhon ne kha **maine** to unse nazar hi milayi thi,*
*Mujhe kya pata tha vo chiz hi parai thi.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*Fizaaon k badalne ka intzar nahi karte,*
*Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nahi krte.*
*sms kar dete hain hm har roz,*
*Hum kanjuson k sms ka intzar nahi karte.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Make a friend*
*its a gift !*
*Have a friend*
*its a grace !*
*Keep a friend*
*its virtue !*
*But Be a good friend*
*its an honour!!***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*A smile may mean*
*I like u.*
*A rose may mean*
*I miss u.*
*A ring may mean*
*I luv u.*
*But a simple SMS like dis means*
*I remember u.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai,*
*Kabhi subah kabhi sham yaad aata hai.*
*Jab sochta hu ke kar lu dusri mohobbat,*
*Pr fir Pehli Mohobbat ka ANJAAM Yaad ata hai.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*Samundar ke kinare baithe hain,*
*Kabhi to lehar aayegi.*
*Kismat badle na badle,*
*atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.*
*Think +ve :-)***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*If you have love in **ur** life,*
*it cn make up*
*4 a gr8 many things u lack.*
*If you dont have it,*
*no matter what else there is,*
*its not enough.***
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*Teri dosti ne zindgi ko ek maksad diya hai,*
*Har sukh-dukh me **maine** tera ehsaas kiya hai.*
*Jab bhi jhapke palak teri to samjh lena*
*iss dost ne tujhe yaad kiya hai.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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*Kash Hathon ki lakiren kheech pate hum,*
*Apni takdire likh pate hum.*
*Mumkin hota agar aisa to,*
*Apne hisse ki har khushi*
*aapke naam likh jate hum.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Women Women Women!!!!*
*If u praise them, they think u r lying;*
*If u don't,u r good 4 nothing.*
*If they talk,they want u to listen;*
*If u listen,they want u to talk.*
*If u kiss them,u r not a gentleman;*
*If u don't,u r not a man.*
*If u agree 2 all their likes,u r-'zoru ka ghulam';*
*If u don't, u r- not undrstnding.*
*Women Women Women!!!!*
*So hard to live with them,*
*and even harder to live without them!*
*What Say?***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*What is d difference between*
*egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?*
*Children r afraid of*
*egyptian mummies*
*& Fathers r afraid of*
*Indian mumies..!***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Life laughs at you*
*when you are unhappy,*
*life smiles at you*
*when you are happy ,*
*but life salutes you*
*when you makes others happy.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Dil ne akhon se poocha*
*ke tumne kisi aur ki mohabbat kiu churai thi.*
*Akhon ne kha **maine** to unse nazar hi milayi thi,*
*Mujhe kya pata tha vo chiz hi parai thi.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Fizaaon k badalne ka intzar nahi karte,*
*Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nahi krte.*
*sms kar dete hain hm har roz,*
*Hum kanjuson k sms ka intzar nahi karte.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Make a friend*
*its a gift !*
*Have a friend*
*its a grace !*
*Keep a friend*
*its virtue !*
*But Be a good friend*
*its an honour!!***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*A smile may mean*
*I like u.*
*A rose may mean*
*I miss u.*
*A ring may mean*
*I luv u.*
*But a simple SMS like dis means*
*I remember u.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai,*
*Kabhi subah kabhi sham yaad aata hai.*
*Jab sochta hu ke kar lu dusri mohobbat,*
*Pr fir Pehli Mohobbat ka ANJAAM Yaad ata hai.***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Samundar ke kinare baithe hain,*
*Kabhi to lehar aayegi.*
*Kismat badle na badle,*
*atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.*
*Think +ve :-)***
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*If you have love in **ur** life,*
*it cn make up*
*4 a gr8 many things u lack.*
*If you dont have it,*
*no matter what else there is,*
*its not enough.***
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Barson ke Baad Dekha
Barson k baad Dekah ek Shakhs Dil-Ruba sa,
Ab Zehn mai nahi hai per Naam tha Bhala sa
Ubroo khinche khinche se, Aankhein Jhuki Jhuki si,
Baatein ruki ruki si, Lehja thaka thaka sa
Alfaaz they k, Jugnoo Awaaz k safar mai,
Ban jaye Jangalon mai jis tarah Rasta sa
Khuwabon mia Khuwab us k, Yaadon mai Yaad uski,
Neendon mai ghull gaya ho, jese k Rat-jaga sa
Pehley b Log aaye kitne hi Zindagi mai,
Wo her tarah se lekin Auron se tha Juda sa
Agli Mohabbaton ne wo Na-Muraadiyan di,
Taza Rafaqaton se Dil tha Dara Dara sa
Tewar The Berukhi Ke Andaaz Dosti Ka
Wo Ajnabi Tha Lekin Lagta Tha Aashna Sa
Kuchh Ye Ke Muddaton Se Hum Bhi Nahi The Roye
Kuchh Zeher Men Bujha Tha Ahabaab Ka Dilasa
Phir Yun Hua Ki Sawan Akhon Men Aa Base The
Phir Yun Hua Ke Jaise Dil Bhi Tha Aablaa Sa
Ab Sach Kahen To Yaron Hum Ko Khabar Nahi Thi
Ban Jayega Qayamat Ek Waqeya Zara Sa
Ab Zehn mai nahi hai per Naam tha Bhala sa
Ubroo khinche khinche se, Aankhein Jhuki Jhuki si,
Baatein ruki ruki si, Lehja thaka thaka sa
Alfaaz they k, Jugnoo Awaaz k safar mai,
Ban jaye Jangalon mai jis tarah Rasta sa
Khuwabon mia Khuwab us k, Yaadon mai Yaad uski,
Neendon mai ghull gaya ho, jese k Rat-jaga sa
Pehley b Log aaye kitne hi Zindagi mai,
Wo her tarah se lekin Auron se tha Juda sa
Agli Mohabbaton ne wo Na-Muraadiyan di,
Taza Rafaqaton se Dil tha Dara Dara sa
Tewar The Berukhi Ke Andaaz Dosti Ka
Wo Ajnabi Tha Lekin Lagta Tha Aashna Sa
Kuchh Ye Ke Muddaton Se Hum Bhi Nahi The Roye
Kuchh Zeher Men Bujha Tha Ahabaab Ka Dilasa
Phir Yun Hua Ki Sawan Akhon Men Aa Base The
Phir Yun Hua Ke Jaise Dil Bhi Tha Aablaa Sa
Ab Sach Kahen To Yaron Hum Ko Khabar Nahi Thi
Ban Jayega Qayamat Ek Waqeya Zara Sa
Kaise woh lot aye
Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin
duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin.
lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main
kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin.
dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye
jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin.
her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta hai woh magar
dil se rehai pane pe qudrat usse nahin.
duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin.
lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main
kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin.
dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye
jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin.
her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta hai woh magar
dil se rehai pane pe qudrat usse nahin.
Must Read - A nice Story abt not to quit
A story .................................. on growth of humanity
One day I decided to quit... ! quit my job, my relationship, my
spirituality... i wanted to quit my life..
I went to the woods to have one last talk with GOD. "GOD", I said."Can
you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me...
"Look around", GOD said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes" I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of
them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from
the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from
the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year
the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from
the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo".GOD said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I
would not quit." GOD said.
"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
to the fenr it was seemingly small and insignificant.. But just 6
months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It has spent the five
years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it
needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could
not handle" GOD said to me.
"Did you know, that all this time you have been struggling, you have
actually been growing roots?"
"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS" GOD said. "The bamboo has different
purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"YOUR TIME WILL COME",GOD said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should i rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" GOD asked in return.
"As high as it can?"I questioned
"Yes" GOD said, "Give me glory by rising as hig as you can."
I left the forest.
GOD will never give up on you.
One day I decided to quit... ! quit my job, my relationship, my
spirituality... i wanted to quit my life..
I went to the woods to have one last talk with GOD. "GOD", I said."Can
you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me...
"Look around", GOD said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes" I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of
them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from
the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from
the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year
the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from
the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo".GOD said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I
would not quit." GOD said.
"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
to the fenr it was seemingly small and insignificant.. But just 6
months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It has spent the five
years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it
needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could
not handle" GOD said to me.
"Did you know, that all this time you have been struggling, you have
actually been growing roots?"
"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."
"DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS" GOD said. "The bamboo has different
purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"YOUR TIME WILL COME",GOD said to me. "You will rise high"
"How high should i rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" GOD asked in return.
"As high as it can?"I questioned
"Yes" GOD said, "Give me glory by rising as hig as you can."
I left the forest.
GOD will never give up on you.
Hilarious
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited
>at a party.
>After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.
>Those who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said,
>"My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful
>company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
>Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
>ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so
>rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for
>his birthday."
>The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
>pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went
>to flight school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a
>partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its
>assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new
>jet for his birthday."
>The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in
>the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started
>his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He
>also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best
>friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
>The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
>returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the
>congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking
>about the pride we feel for the successes of our son...What
>about your son?"
>The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living
>dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
>The three friends shifted uncomfortably. "Hmmmm, what a shame,"
>one replied. The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
>my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His
>birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000
>square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
>Mercedes from his three boyfriends
>at a party.
>After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.
>Those who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said,
>"My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful
>company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
>Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
>ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so
>rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for
>his birthday."
>The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
>pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went
>to flight school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a
>partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its
>assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new
>jet for his birthday."
>The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in
>the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started
>his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He
>also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best
>friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
>The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
>returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the
>congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking
>about the pride we feel for the successes of our son...What
>about your son?"
>The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living
>dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
>The three friends shifted uncomfortably. "Hmmmm, what a shame,"
>one replied. The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
>my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His
>birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000
>square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
>Mercedes from his three boyfriends
10 Tips For Successful Public Speaking
- Know the room. Be familiar with the place in which you will speak. Arrive early, walk around the speaking area and practice using the microphone and any visual aids.
- Know the audience. Greet some of the audience as they arrive. It's easier to speak to a group of friends than to a group of strangers.
- Know your material. If you're not familiar with your material or are uncomfortable with it, your nervousness will increase. Practice your speech and revise it if necessary.
- Relax. Ease tension by doing exercises.
- Visualize yourself giving your speech. Imagine yourself speaking, your voice loud, clear, and assured. When you visualize yourself as successful, you will be successful.
- Realize that people want you to succeed. Audiences want you to be interesting, stimulating, informative, and entertaining. They don't want you to fail.
- Don't apologize. If you mention your nervousness or apologize for any problems you think you have with your speech, you may be calling the audience's attention to something they hadn't noticed. Keep silent.
- Concentrate on the message -- not the medium. Focus your attention away from your own anxieties, and outwardly toward your message and your audience. Your nervousness will dissipate.
- Turn nervousness into positive energy. Harness your nervous energy and transform it into vitality and enthusiasm.
- Gain experience. Experience builds confidence, which is the key to effective speaking. A Toastmasters club can provide the experience you need.
30 January, 2007
NATIONAL ANTHEM - India
*NATIONAL ANTHEM*
* *
*" Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He*
*Bharat Bhagya Vidhata*
*Punjab** Sindh Gujarat Maratha*
*Dravida Utkala Banga*
*Vindhya Himachal Yamuna **Ganga***
*Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga*
*Tubh Shubha Name Jage*
*Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange*
*Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata*
*Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He*
*Bharat Bhagya Vidhata*
*Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He !*
*Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He "*
* *
*Thou are the ruler of the minds of all people, *
*dispenser of **India**'s destiny.*
*The name rouses the hearts of **Punjab**, *
*Sind**, Gujurat and Maratha. *
*Of the Dravid and Orissa and **Bengal**.*
*It Echoes in the hills of Vindhyas and **Himalayas**, mingles in the music
of Yamuna & Ganga*
*and is chanted by the waves of the **Indian** **Sea**.*
*They pray for your blessing and sing thy praise. *
*The salvation of all peaople is thy hand, *
*thou dispenser of **India**'s destiny. *
*Victory, Victory, Victory to thee.*
* *
*" Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He*
*Bharat Bhagya Vidhata*
*Punjab** Sindh Gujarat Maratha*
*Dravida Utkala Banga*
*Vindhya Himachal Yamuna **Ganga***
*Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga*
*Tubh Shubha Name Jage*
*Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange*
*Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata*
*Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He*
*Bharat Bhagya Vidhata*
*Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He !*
*Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He "*
* *
*Thou are the ruler of the minds of all people, *
*dispenser of **India**'s destiny.*
*The name rouses the hearts of **Punjab**, *
*Sind**, Gujurat and Maratha. *
*Of the Dravid and Orissa and **Bengal**.*
*It Echoes in the hills of Vindhyas and **Himalayas**, mingles in the music
of Yamuna & Ganga*
*and is chanted by the waves of the **Indian** **Sea**.*
*They pray for your blessing and sing thy praise. *
*The salvation of all peaople is thy hand, *
*thou dispenser of **India**'s destiny. *
*Victory, Victory, Victory to thee.*
VANDE MATARAM
*"Vande maataraM
sujalaaM suphalaaM malayaja shiitalaaM
SasyashyaamalaaM maataram ||**
**(Mother, I bow to thee!
Rich with thy hurrying streams,
bright with orchard gleams,
Cool with thy winds of delight,
Dark fields waving Mother of might,
Mother free.)***
*
**Shubhrajyotsnaa pulakitayaaminiiM
pullakusumita drumadala shobhiniiM
suhaasiniiM sumadhura bhaashhiNiiM
sukhadaaM varadaaM maataraM ||**
**( Glory of moonlight dreams,
Over thy branches and lordly streams,
Clad in thy blossoming trees,
Mother, giver of ease
Laughing low and sweet!
Mother I kiss thy feet,
Speaker sweet and low!
Mother, to thee I bow. )**
**Koti koti kantha kalakalaninaada karaale
koti koti bhujai.rdhR^itakharakaravaale
abalaa keno maa eto bale
bahubaladhaariNiiM namaami taariNiiM
ripudalavaariNiiM maataraM ||**
**( Who hath said thou art weak in thy lands
When the sword flesh out in the seventy million hands
And seventy million voices roar
Thy dreadful name from shore to shore?
With many strengths who art mighty and stored,
To thee I call Mother and Lord!
Though who savest, arise and save!
To her I cry who ever her foeman drove
Back from plain and Sea
And shook herself free. )
** **
Tumi vidyaa tumi dharma
tumi hR^idi tumi marma
tvaM hi praaNaaH shariire***
*(Thou art wisdom, thou art law,
Thou art heart, our soul, our breath
Though art love divine, the awe
In our hearts that conquers death.
Thine the strength that nervs the arm,
Thine the beauty, thine the charm.
Every image made divine
In our temples is but thine. )
*
*Baahute tumi maa shakti
hR^idaye tumi maa bhakti
tomaara i pratimaa gaDi
mandire mandire ||*
*TvaM hi durgaa dashapraharaNadhaariNii
kamalaa kamaladala vihaariNii
vaaNii vidyaadaayinii namaami tvaaM*
*
** (Thou art Durga, Lady and Queen,
With her hands that strike and her
swords of sheen,
Thou art Lakshmi lotus-throned,
And the Muse a hundred-toned,
Pure and perfect without peer,
Mother lend thine ear,
Rich with thy hurrying streams,
Bright with thy orchard gleems,
Dark of hue O candid-fair )*
*Namaami kamalaaM amalaaM atulaaM
SujalaaM suphalaaM maataraM ||
ShyaamalaaM saralaaM susmitaaM bhuushhitaaM
DharaNiiM bharaNiiM maataraM |"*
*In thy soul, with jewelled hair
And thy glorious smile divine,
Lovilest of all earthly lands,
Showering wealth from well-stored hands!
Mother, mother mine!
Mother sweet, I bow to thee,
Mother great and free!*
* *
sujalaaM suphalaaM malayaja shiitalaaM
SasyashyaamalaaM maataram ||**
**(Mother, I bow to thee!
Rich with thy hurrying streams,
bright with orchard gleams,
Cool with thy winds of delight,
Dark fields waving Mother of might,
Mother free.)***
*
**Shubhrajyotsnaa pulakitayaaminiiM
pullakusumita drumadala shobhiniiM
suhaasiniiM sumadhura bhaashhiNiiM
sukhadaaM varadaaM maataraM ||**
**( Glory of moonlight dreams,
Over thy branches and lordly streams,
Clad in thy blossoming trees,
Mother, giver of ease
Laughing low and sweet!
Mother I kiss thy feet,
Speaker sweet and low!
Mother, to thee I bow. )**
**Koti koti kantha kalakalaninaada karaale
koti koti bhujai.rdhR^itakharakaravaale
abalaa keno maa eto bale
bahubaladhaariNiiM namaami taariNiiM
ripudalavaariNiiM maataraM ||**
**( Who hath said thou art weak in thy lands
When the sword flesh out in the seventy million hands
And seventy million voices roar
Thy dreadful name from shore to shore?
With many strengths who art mighty and stored,
To thee I call Mother and Lord!
Though who savest, arise and save!
To her I cry who ever her foeman drove
Back from plain and Sea
And shook herself free. )
** **
Tumi vidyaa tumi dharma
tumi hR^idi tumi marma
tvaM hi praaNaaH shariire***
*(Thou art wisdom, thou art law,
Thou art heart, our soul, our breath
Though art love divine, the awe
In our hearts that conquers death.
Thine the strength that nervs the arm,
Thine the beauty, thine the charm.
Every image made divine
In our temples is but thine. )
*
*Baahute tumi maa shakti
hR^idaye tumi maa bhakti
tomaara i pratimaa gaDi
mandire mandire ||*
*TvaM hi durgaa dashapraharaNadhaariNii
kamalaa kamaladala vihaariNii
vaaNii vidyaadaayinii namaami tvaaM*
*
** (Thou art Durga, Lady and Queen,
With her hands that strike and her
swords of sheen,
Thou art Lakshmi lotus-throned,
And the Muse a hundred-toned,
Pure and perfect without peer,
Mother lend thine ear,
Rich with thy hurrying streams,
Bright with thy orchard gleems,
Dark of hue O candid-fair )*
*Namaami kamalaaM amalaaM atulaaM
SujalaaM suphalaaM maataraM ||
ShyaamalaaM saralaaM susmitaaM bhuushhitaaM
DharaNiiM bharaNiiM maataraM |"*
*In thy soul, with jewelled hair
And thy glorious smile divine,
Lovilest of all earthly lands,
Showering wealth from well-stored hands!
Mother, mother mine!
Mother sweet, I bow to thee,
Mother great and free!*
* *
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Har pal wohi Chehra dekha,
Dharkane Ruk si gayi,
Waqt ko Thehra dekha.
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Is Dil ko tarasta dekha,
Tu jab dheere se muskurai
Ek phool ko hasta dekha
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Badla sa ye jahan dekha,
Zameen kahan thi khabar nahi,
Kadmon mai Aasman dekha.
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Khud se khud ko juda dekha
Yun ruk gayi Tujh per Nazar
Jaise aaj Khuda dekha
Har pal wohi Chehra dekha,
Dharkane Ruk si gayi,
Waqt ko Thehra dekha.
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Is Dil ko tarasta dekha,
Tu jab dheere se muskurai
Ek phool ko hasta dekha
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Badla sa ye jahan dekha,
Zameen kahan thi khabar nahi,
Kadmon mai Aasman dekha.
Ek baar Tujh ko kya dekha
Khud se khud ko juda dekha
Yun ruk gayi Tujh per Nazar
Jaise aaj Khuda dekha
Latest Shayris
Paakar khushi behak jaate hai hum,
Paakar gum bhi muskurate hai hum,
Tanhayi me jab yaad aati hai tumhari,
Zamane ko kya khud ko bhi bhul jaate hai hum.
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Jab hume unse Mohabbat thi,
Tab unhe humari Mohabbat par shaq tha,
Jab unhe ehsaas hua humari Mohabbat ka,
Tab hum par kissi aur ka haq tha.
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Bachpan ki Mohabbat ko,
Dil se juda naa karna,
Jab meri yaad aaye,
To milne ki dua karna.
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Reh-Reh kar aap ki yaad aati hai,
Baat naa hone ki wajah satati hai,
Sochte hai zarur koi gum hai,
Ya phir aap ke Dil me jagah kam hai.
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Door jaa kar bhi hum door jaa naa sake,
Itna roye ke kissi ko bata naa sake,
Gum iss ka nahi ki woh hume mil naa sake,
Gum to yeh hai ke hum unko bhula naa sake.
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Juda hone ka kya hai juda to har koi hota hai,
Koi roo kar juda hota hai koi hass kar juda hota hai,
Juda hone ka gum to tab hota hai,
Jab koi kissi ka hoo kar juda hota hai.
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Jaise chahte hai hum unhe,
Wo bhi hume chahte to kya baat hoti,
Paane ka armaan to tha,
Agar bin maange hi mil jaate to kya baat hoti.
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Teri yaad me bahut paigam likhte hai,
Teri yaad me jo guzri wo shaam likhte hai,
Wo kalam bhi diwani ho jaati hai,
Jiss se tera naam likhte hai.
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Kissi aur ko bahon me lekar,
Wo hum se wafa ka ikraar karte hai,
Ye kaisi chahat hai,
Ye jaan kar bhi hum unhi se Pyaar karte hai.
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Ajeeb Dastoor-e-Daastaan hai duniya ka,
Jahan par har raaz chupana padta hai,
Seene me chupe ho lakhon zakhm,
Yahan phir bhi muskurana padta hai.
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Paakar gum bhi muskurate hai hum,
Tanhayi me jab yaad aati hai tumhari,
Zamane ko kya khud ko bhi bhul jaate hai hum.
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Jab hume unse Mohabbat thi,
Tab unhe humari Mohabbat par shaq tha,
Jab unhe ehsaas hua humari Mohabbat ka,
Tab hum par kissi aur ka haq tha.
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Bachpan ki Mohabbat ko,
Dil se juda naa karna,
Jab meri yaad aaye,
To milne ki dua karna.
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Reh-Reh kar aap ki yaad aati hai,
Baat naa hone ki wajah satati hai,
Sochte hai zarur koi gum hai,
Ya phir aap ke Dil me jagah kam hai.
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Door jaa kar bhi hum door jaa naa sake,
Itna roye ke kissi ko bata naa sake,
Gum iss ka nahi ki woh hume mil naa sake,
Gum to yeh hai ke hum unko bhula naa sake.
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Juda hone ka kya hai juda to har koi hota hai,
Koi roo kar juda hota hai koi hass kar juda hota hai,
Juda hone ka gum to tab hota hai,
Jab koi kissi ka hoo kar juda hota hai.
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Jaise chahte hai hum unhe,
Wo bhi hume chahte to kya baat hoti,
Paane ka armaan to tha,
Agar bin maange hi mil jaate to kya baat hoti.
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Teri yaad me bahut paigam likhte hai,
Teri yaad me jo guzri wo shaam likhte hai,
Wo kalam bhi diwani ho jaati hai,
Jiss se tera naam likhte hai.
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Kissi aur ko bahon me lekar,
Wo hum se wafa ka ikraar karte hai,
Ye kaisi chahat hai,
Ye jaan kar bhi hum unhi se Pyaar karte hai.
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Ajeeb Dastoor-e-Daastaan hai duniya ka,
Jahan par har raaz chupana padta hai,
Seene me chupe ho lakhon zakhm,
Yahan phir bhi muskurana padta hai.
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teri is duniyaan vich .....
teri is duniyaan vich saanu kujh vi raas na aaya
satt samundar pee ke vi mann aje teek tirhaaya
khushiyaan de din beet gaye kad, pata na kujh vi lagga
jeewan bhar layi ban baitha hai,gham apna hamsaaya
hare-bhare baaghaan andar hi panchhi karan basera
sukkey rukh te kisey pankheru kadon aalhna paaya
lakh ruttaan aayiaan te gayiaan,gayi na par tanhaayi
saade kothey te na koyi kaan kadey kurlaaya
rutt apni parwaazan waali,beet gayi kujh edaan
kujh mehkaan ne choos layi, kujh rangaan ne bharmaaya
kis nu dil de zakham dikhayiay,kis nu haal sunayiay
saath asaada chhad challeya hai, jad apna hi saaya
mehkaan vandiyaan,rang bikherey,bhar joban di ruttey
pairaan hethaan giya midheya,phull jadon murjhaaya
kujh mithiyaan kujh kaurhiyaan yaadaan,te kujh khwaab adhoore
lai de ke eh apney palley, umraan da sarmaaya
main jehrhe vi raah te tureya, miley hamsafar lakkhaan
naal turey kujh doori, dhur takk saath na kisey nibhaaya
satt samundar pee ke vi mann aje teek tirhaaya
khushiyaan de din beet gaye kad, pata na kujh vi lagga
jeewan bhar layi ban baitha hai,gham apna hamsaaya
hare-bhare baaghaan andar hi panchhi karan basera
sukkey rukh te kisey pankheru kadon aalhna paaya
lakh ruttaan aayiaan te gayiaan,gayi na par tanhaayi
saade kothey te na koyi kaan kadey kurlaaya
rutt apni parwaazan waali,beet gayi kujh edaan
kujh mehkaan ne choos layi, kujh rangaan ne bharmaaya
kis nu dil de zakham dikhayiay,kis nu haal sunayiay
saath asaada chhad challeya hai, jad apna hi saaya
mehkaan vandiyaan,rang bikherey,bhar joban di ruttey
pairaan hethaan giya midheya,phull jadon murjhaaya
kujh mithiyaan kujh kaurhiyaan yaadaan,te kujh khwaab adhoore
lai de ke eh apney palley, umraan da sarmaaya
main jehrhe vi raah te tureya, miley hamsafar lakkhaan
naal turey kujh doori, dhur takk saath na kisey nibhaaya
Meri Aankon Mai Utro
Meri Aankhon mai utro inhein Samandar kardo
Kuch Dari sahi Mohabbat ki ek Nazar kardo
Toot ker yun milo k Armaan na reh jaye koi
Yun Mohabbat ke her Lamhe ko Aamar kardo
Tum per aye na Waqt-e-Qayamat aisa
Bari Mushkil hai Judai, ise Mukhtasar kardo
Jin k Noor se mil jaye Beenai hamein b
Apne Khuwabon ko Meri Aankhon ki nazar kardo
Dunya ki talab nahi, yehi Hasrat hai Hamari
Apni Baanhon mai lelo mujhe aur Dunya se be-khabar kardo
Khushi mai shamil na karo to koi baat nahi
Tum apne Dukhon ko Mera Hamsafar kardo
Kuch Dari sahi Mohabbat ki ek Nazar kardo
Toot ker yun milo k Armaan na reh jaye koi
Yun Mohabbat ke her Lamhe ko Aamar kardo
Tum per aye na Waqt-e-Qayamat aisa
Bari Mushkil hai Judai, ise Mukhtasar kardo
Jin k Noor se mil jaye Beenai hamein b
Apne Khuwabon ko Meri Aankhon ki nazar kardo
Dunya ki talab nahi, yehi Hasrat hai Hamari
Apni Baanhon mai lelo mujhe aur Dunya se be-khabar kardo
Khushi mai shamil na karo to koi baat nahi
Tum apne Dukhon ko Mera Hamsafar kardo
Jokes
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The math teacher posed this problem,
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One fifth is to go to his wife, one fifth is to go
to his son, one sixth to his butler, and the rest
to charity. Now, what does each get?"
The savvy student answered, "A lawyer!"
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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mist'er to
keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
damnable curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "The Son Of A Bitch said,
'I now pronounce you man and wife."
The math teacher posed this problem,
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One fifth is to go to his wife, one fifth is to go
to his son, one sixth to his butler, and the rest
to charity. Now, what does each get?"
The savvy student answered, "A lawyer!"
*****************
The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mist'er to
keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more
**********************
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
damnable curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "The Son Of A Bitch said,
'I now pronounce you man and wife."
SHILPA SHETTY - Victory - Big Brother - At Home and Away from home
Great celebration time. A time of victory. A moment to cherish the whole life. Whatever be it. Indians are proud. Shilpa Shetty was and is not with Indians but Indians are always with her and by her side. Things are and were a drama. BIG SHOW. Isn't it ???
